1. |
Lazy Ass
02:57
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All I wanna do is play video games
Eat nachos and beat off five times a day
Tell my boss to fuck off and then go skate
You say I'm goin' nowhere and I say that's great
(I don't wanna do nothin') Fuck you
(I don't wanna do nothin') Fuck you
(I don't wanna do nothin') Fuck you
(I don't wanna do nothin') Fuck you
Playing with my balls all day every day
People say to get a job I say fuck you no way
I don't wanna go to work or ever get paid
That's why I'm always broke and I never get laid
(I don't wanna do nothin') Fuck you
(I don't wanna do nothin') Fuck you
(I don't wanna do nothin') Fuck you
(I don't wanna do nothin') Fuck you
Lazy ass is what you call me
I leave your toilet lid down when I go pee
When I take a shit I wipe my ass with your towels
I'm an ignorant lazy ass, time to do nothing's now
(I don't wanna do nothin') Fuck you
(I don't wanna do nothin') Fuck you
(I don't wanna do nothin') Fuck you
(I don't wanna do nothin') Fuck you
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2. |
Drunk in a Daycare
01:34
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Passed out in the sandbox
Used condoms on the slide
Beer cans lyin' everywhere
Almost every fuckin' night
Drunk in a daycare, slammin' down that liquid gold
Pissing in Tonka trucks, bonging beers with five year olds
Drunk in a daycare, slammin' down that liquid gold
Pissing in Tonka trucks, bonging beers with five year olds
Eating their cookies
Drinking their milk
Pissing on their carpet squares
People passed out on the stairs
Drunk in a daycare, slammin' down that liquid gold
Pissing in Tonka trucks, bonging beers with five year olds
Drunk in a daycare, slammin' down that liquid gold
Pissing in Tonka trucks, bonging beers with five year olds
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3. |
No Patience
01:02
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I don't know what I want
All I know's I want it now
Not sure where I'm gonna get it
But I'll get it somehow
I ain't got no
I ain't got no
I ain't got no fuckin' patience
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4. |
Hungover
01:55
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Peelin' back my eyelids laying in bed
With this oh so familiar pain in my head
I go to the mirror to wash my face
Permanent marker all over the place
A moustache, titties, cock n' balls too
All because I drank too much fuckin' booze
I can't see straight, can barely stand up
My head fuckin' hurts and I feel like shit
I'm hungover
Hungover
Not quite sober
I'm hungover over
Goin' to work, clocking in late
Man this day's gonna be fuckin' great
The boss is ridin' my ass all day
And this goddamned headache just won't go away
I poop too much, I've got the beer shits
And every fuckin' customer is a total dick
Fuck this shit, I'm not drinking again
At least not until five PM
I'm hungover
Hungover
Not quite sober
I'm hungover over.
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5. |
Violent Masturbation
00:57
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Open the closet door
Hang the rope up high
Put my head through the noose
Sure hope I don't die
(Choke yourself, choke yourself) Grab your dick and stroke yourself
(Choke yourself, choke yourself) Grab your dick and stroke yourself
With a rope around your neck jerking off is so rad
If I should slip and fall that would be really bad
(Choke yourself, choke yourself) Grab your dick and stroke yourself
(Choke yourself, choke yourself) Grab your dick and stroke yourself
When I cum all over the wall goddamn that feels so nice
Then I cut off my own balls and feed them to my mice
(Choke yourself, choke yourself) Grab your dick and stroke yourself
(Choke yourself, choke yourself) Grab your dick and stroke yourself
Violent masturbation
Auto-Erotic asphyxiation
Painful ejaculation
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Walkin' round skyscrapers knockin' 'em down as she goes
Who is she, where'd she come from? Don't nobody know
She swats down the fighter-jets like they're fuckin' flies
All the while she spreads the word of that dude Jesus Christ
Here she comes, you better run, run, run
It's the attack of the 500 foot nun
When she comes it ain't no fun, fun, fun
It's the attack of the 500 foot nun
She throws exploding rosaries blowin' up the whole town
She spits atomic Jesus breath burnin' the city down
She unleashes a mighty roar, blasts her laser-eyes
You best repent for your sins or you're gonna die
Here she comes, you better run, run, run
It's the attack of the 500 foot nun
When she comes it ain't no fun, fun, fun
It's the attack of the 500 foot nun
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7. |
Fancy Cheese
01:29
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I'm thinkin' to myself "what does this party need?"
Something to munch upon, we need some fuckin' cheese
Should we have Gouda or some Cheddar?
Do they even want some cheese? Man they fuckin' better
Everybody's talkin', havin' a good time
While they're mingling there's one thing on my mind
"I wonder if they want some cheese," I think to myself
I need to put out something that's good for your health
Does anybody want some cheese?
It's really really good
I swear to God this fuckin' cheese will give you way hard wood
Does anybody want some cheese?
I swear it's good as fuck
Are they lactose intolerant? I guess I'll test my luck
All these sexy people eatin up some dairy
Drop it on the ground and that shit will get hairy
Put that shit in your mouth, chew it with your teeth
Chase it with a glass of wine cuz we're fuckin' fancy
You better eat this cheese, or I will fuck you up
Eat this cheese, eat this cheese, drink milk from a cup
Mary starts to vomit, Ralphie starts to barf
What the fuck is goin' on? What's wrong with the cheese-cart?
Nobody eat this cheese, its fucked up and shit
It's gotta be two weeks old, there's mold all over it
Nobody eat this cheese, I scream runnin' down the halls
I swear to God there's better cheese growin' on my balls
Does anybody want some cheese?
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Cheetos
01:09
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Goin' to the vending machine lookin' for some action
Got a bunch of quarters and I gotta put the cash in
Cheetos on the rack, man they look delicious
Havin' second thoughts, should I get some Cheeze-Its?
Grab my cheetos go back to the table
Just about to sit down, my bowels feel unstable
Go to the bathroom, gotta drop a deuce
Back at the table nothin' but bad news
Who ate my cheetoes?
Once I find this doucher I'm gonna fuckin kill him
Ask the dude next to me did he fuckin' see him?
Put my hands on my head, start to hyperventilate
What did I do to deserve this shitty fate?
"Dude, are these them?" he says pointing to the ground
My eyes bug open, heart starts to pound
I found my fuckin' cheetoes, can't believe it's true
It's time to shove these cheetoes right in my fuckin' face
CHOW DOWN
CHOW DOWN
CHOW DOWN
Chow Down
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9. |
Imminent Urination
01:42
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I don't know how to tell you this
I gotta take a wicked piss
I've had about four beers
Feels like I haven't pissed in years
I gotta go and hit the head or I'm pretty sure I'll end up dead
I don't wanna take a chance, I don't wanna piss my pants
I really gotta break the seal, you don't know this pain I feel
If you don't open this bathroom door I'm gonna pee right on the floor
I think I'm gonna fucking explode
My willpower's starting to corrode
I just can't take it anymore
I'm kicking down this fucking door
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10. |
Pizza and Beer
04:53
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I eat pizza every day
Eat it up with no delay
If you don't you're fuckin' lame
And you should hang your head in shame
(Eat pizza drink beer) Eat pizza drink beer
(Eat pizza drink beer) Eat pizza drink beer
I drink beer every night
Fills my evenings with delight
Pizza n' beer's real outta sight
C'mon everybody get drunk tonight
(Eat pizza, drink beer) Eat pizza drink beer
(Eat pizza, drink beer) Eat pizza drink beer
Pizza n' beer, what a pair
Don't be stingy fuckin' share
C'mon man that shit ain't fair
If you don't we're outta here
(Eat pizza, drink beer) Eat pizza drink beer
(Eat pizza, drink beer) Eat pizza drink beer
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Stinkbomb St. Louis, Missouri
STINKBOMB has been rippin' ass and cummin' hard since 2006, and they're not about to stop! These guys are so gassy and
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